Aural perils of chick flicks

I accompanied my girldfiend to see the movie Music and Lyrics, in an act of retinal immolation for the sake of love. And now, no matter how much I try, I CAN'T GET THIS DAMN SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!! (Warning: do not go through that link unless you want a good portion of your mental throughput co-opted by that campy yet insidious musical concoction.)

It's driving me crazy. Maybe I should fight fire with fire...

Eight, sir; seven, sir;
Six, sir; five, sir;
Four, sir; three, sir;
Two, sir; one!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.

See here.